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      <image:caption>T-boned coming home from dinner with my guy in the passenger’s seat.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Crossing the street as a pedestrian with the walk sign. It was not a cab.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A big ol’ plate of lobsters, Maine</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A different sea of luggage at DIA</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>One representative of each type of snack!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Happy 34th birthday to me!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Page 1538 — The World’s Famous Events; volume IX</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>AI rendering of “a dark curly-haired man that’s facing me and looking me in the eye, in the nighttime, on the sea-level deck of a navy battle ship, while it’s raining, but I can’t see his face because his curls cover it”. Not terrible. Not great.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>P.B. Park designed by me, with hills that allow me to build ten 5,280+ meter rollercoasters affordably</image:caption>
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